In an unintentionally insulting conversation about religion, I pissed my husband off. Apparently, it is NOT funny to exchange the word God with Twinkie while reciting bible stories.
I think what pisses my husband off most is when the kids chant: All hail the great Twinkie!
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May 12, 2008 at 9:34 am
What is a Twinkie? If it is some depraved sexual practice, then I sympathise with your husband. Sort of.
Puss
May 12, 2008 at 11:08 am
I have eaten Twinkies only once. They’re funny. But nowhere near as funny as using their name instead of God’s. “In the beginning was the Word. And the Word was with Twinkie, and the Word was Twinkie.” That just cracks me up!
May 12, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Does he flip out over angel food cake? Devil’s food cake?
If a Twinkie is a “depraved sexual practice,” then I shudder to contemplate what’s really in that “cream filling” ….
May 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Hi Glam:
Its the God of the prepackaged snack cakes!
Hi Asterisks:
hehe. It had me and the kids cracking up too.
Hi Jim:
Nah, he’s too cool to flip out over that stuff. I think it had to do with his own kids mocking his religion, which he takes VERY seriously.
May 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm
God I wish I had a Bible right now.
May 12, 2008 at 3:56 pm
God, I wish I had a twinkie right now.
May 12, 2008 at 6:05 pm
I would NEVER make fun of Poor Bill, but that does leave me the entire Old Testament!
I will never bend my knee before another Twinkie.
I will never make an imitation Twinkie.
I will never call a Twinkie a corn dog, or a mysterious tube of gobs of creamy goodness
I will worship Twinkies every Friday night to Saturday night, without fail.
I will honor the bakers and truck driver who bring me a never-ending supply of Twinkies.
I will never murder a Twinkie.
I will never eat another man’s Twinkie.
I will never steal someone else’s Twinkie.
I will never lie about Twinkies.
I will never covet my neighbor’s Twinkies.
And believe me, I have trod lightly here imagining younger eyes asking questions.
May 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Your husband is sadly mistaken - it is VERY funny.
May 12, 2008 at 10:16 pm
God BLESS the Twinkies!
May 13, 2008 at 7:12 am
LMAO….sorry Poor Bill, but I thought this was really funny.
God/Twinkie does have a sense of humor….I sure know that…..
Peace
May 13, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Hi Franki:
I think you might find one in the bird house…
Hi Holly:
Mmmm, I’d rather have a whoopie pie.
Hi CEO:
Yah, he’s still not laughing. But me and the kids did.
Hi Citizen:
Ya, see, I thought so. I couldn’t stop laughing that day with each new phrase and story.
Hi Matt:
Twinkie bless you.
Hi Odat:
hehehe. All hail the twinkie.
May 13, 2008 at 5:00 pm
HAHAHA! That’s awesome. Praise to the twinkie.
May 14, 2008 at 11:56 am
Tell your husband this:
“If your let me have my Twinkie, then I’ll hail your Ding Dong.”
May 14, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Hi EM:
May Twinkie bless you my child!
Hi Jim:
hahaha! Don’t you know married women do not hail ding dong? Engagement time is the time we wean husbands to be off . Why do you suppose we call him poor bill? :o)
May 14, 2008 at 7:07 pm
God, I love Twinkies!!!!
Praise be to Twinkie!
May 14, 2008 at 7:08 pm
oh, and p.s. The CEO is funny, too. snicker, snicker.
May 14, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Thou shalt love the Lord thy Twinkie with all thy heart and with all thy soul and with all thy spirit.
Yep, it works.
May 15, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Hi Angela:
Amen sister! Praise be to twinkie!!
and yes, CEO IS funny.
Hi Citizen:
heheheheeeee!
May 15, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Well, it’s better than F****er!
May 15, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Our Twinkie, who art in Twinkie, Hallowed be thy Twinkie…