200 Posts and Counting!
At Jocelyn’s request and in honor of my 200th post, here are more of my personal shorts:
Revisiting Pandora.com, I hear music that makes me get up and dance, go to kiss my husband and think of days long gone. Dancing to old school hip hop in front of my kids, I am reminded of how uncool and rhythmically challenged I really am. They laughed all night at the Running Man.
At dinner with friends last night, it was noticed that the conversation always seems to take a sexual turn. All heads turn to me, as if I am the common link. I remind them that I was not the one who brought up personal lesbian encounters or the PTA presidents waddling folds. Nodding, they turn the topic to STD’s.
Truth based story told last night:
In a small town where Denny’s restaurant raises pigs for their yummy sausages, a local young man decides to steal one of the pigs for the fun of it. The young man’s friends gather around afterwards to laugh at the sport when someone asks where the pig is being kept. The pig thief says it’s being held in his bathroom. One of the friends asks about the smell. The pig thief replies that the pig will just have to get used to it.
Tags: Pandora Radio, Pig Thief, Pigs, Posts, The Running Man
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April 27, 2008 at 1:09 pm
So, is this actually your 200th? Congrats if so!
April 27, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Congrats on the 200th post. You know, I think I set up my google reader at a time when you weren’t posting, and it just dawned on me to track you down. SO now I’m catching up.
April 27, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Hi Asterisk:
It certainly is two hundred. Well, more like 320 if you count the first blog. Ahh, the early days.
Yeah for me!!!
Hi Citizen:
Thank you and Glad you refound me. I missed you here. emailing now.
April 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Nice! Beautiful story about the pig.
April 27, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I can’t believe that you’re anything except elegant and stylish and that you flow like a ballet dancer.
April 27, 2008 at 10:33 pm
happy 200!
April 28, 2008 at 12:27 am
Happy QUALITY 200.
Anybody can fill space.
Not everybody can have something worthwhile to say.
April 28, 2008 at 4:21 am
Happy 200!
And the sex talk - are those guys part of the secret swingers network? They’re trying to sound you out….
Puss
April 28, 2008 at 5:58 am
I thought your running man was brilliant. It was the 80’s that sucked.
April 28, 2008 at 7:21 am
Hi Angela:
I laughed pretty hard at that pig story.
Hi CEO:
Its hard to be elegant doing 80’s dance moves, but I rocked the family room dance floor. In my opinion only of course.
Hi Rachel:
Thank you. It seems I’m wordy.
Hi Jim:
Thats why I read you. Quality.
Hi Glam:
Nah, that crew is just depraved old married couples who need a few drinks before even considering sex with each other. You know, the usual. And if I’m totally wrong, I would be super shocked. But, I’ve been wrong before.
Hi Franki:
hahahahaha! Surely, both sucked.
April 28, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Happy 200th!
hmmm… wonder why all eyes turn to you when the conversation takes a sexual turn?
April 28, 2008 at 9:03 pm
more greatness.
i haven’t tried pandora, but i love last.fm and i hear they’re basically the same thing. i’d love to see you doing the running man… even just the idea is making me smile. you should post some footage
April 29, 2008 at 5:53 am
Hi Dawn:
lol. Its not me, its jsut the group. We are a bunch of nerds.
Hi Martha:
haha! Footage? No. I wasn’t good at it back then and time has not improved my moves. hehee!
April 30, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Congrats on 200 (plus) and counting, and your running man is both hilarious and nostalgic. the 80’s… sheesh, what a mess.
May 1, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Hi Holly,
Thanks. My running man was and is pathetic at best. Yet, hilarious is a good description.