Poolside Conversation
M: …Oh, I never have to shave again.
SayIt: That’s nice to know. Laser?
M: Yup. Brazilian. All but one little finger thin line.
SayIt: (blah) Well, what are you going to do when your old?
M: What?
SayIt: All I know is that when my cooch gets old, saggy and tired looking, I want a full on fro to cover that shit up.
M: (silence)
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April 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm
AMEN!
I, for one, can understand a trimmed bush, but I cannot comprehend the prepubsecent shaved or partly-shaved look. and Landing strips are so tacky.
April 26, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Landing strips are so 1997.
From the male perspective, I say either trim evenly or go smooth. It’s not the place to practice origami.
April 26, 2008 at 7:26 pm
HAHA! That’s great.
But since we’re on the topic… I like the landing strip, I don’t think they’re tacky at all. I also like the fully shaved look. I’m not a big fan of pubic hair on women.
April 26, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Why not just get an arrow of hair pointing down to the goods?
April 26, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Glad to know Em doesn’t object to pubic hair on men, though. Hee.
I think she’ll just knit the old cooch a little bonnet when she hits 70. She can trim it up real perty like for Easter, even.
April 26, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Hi Rachel:
Hahaha! Actually, I’m okay with whatever someone wants to do with their privates. I do understand that the less hair down there the better you feel everything you care to.
Hi Jim:
Hehee! I agree. Plus I’m lazy, hence no design time. I can’t imagine what men deal with trimming beards and staches daily. ugh.
Hi Em:
landing strip. hehe. All I’m saying is I don’t plan on ridding myself of my options down the road.
Hi Meno:
See, I like that. It said cute and get busy all at the same time.
Hi Jocelyn:
hehee! Real Perty!
April 27, 2008 at 3:58 am
An 80 year-old with a Brazilian, that’s hot! Its all us men’s fault and you weemen have fallen for it. Shaving twats and armpits, next you’ll be wearing school girl outfits, when you put it like that it all sounds a bit sick but that’s the reason its done to look virginal.
April 27, 2008 at 9:09 am
Ahahhahahaha!
And that is exactly why when I had the laser, I opted for a neat triangle - when I stop giving a crap about my bikini line, that thing can grow and grow.
Maybe your friend can work out an elaborate comb-over?
Puss
April 27, 2008 at 9:50 am
So much to do all the time!!! Now that I’m retired…..not sure I will keep up the maintenance….but then again……….one never knows……hehe.
Funny post!
Peace
April 27, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Hi Knudsie:
aack. Not hot. I repeat, not hot!
Hi Glam:
ahahahaha, comb over!! See, you thought ahead. Smart.
Hi Odat:
I hear ya! Maintenance sucks.
April 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm
So, is laser hair removal fully permanent? I was wondering about doing my armpits sometime, but I’m concerned the laser might fuck up my tattooed pit (currently just the one, though I plan on getting the other done soon). Hmm.
April 27, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I don’t think I’d bother with a man who wanted me to look like a prepubescent girl. It’s creepy. Pubic hair is a marker of sexual maturity.
April 27, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Hi Asterisk:
I was informed it removes all the thick course hair permanantly. It usually takes several sessions. I wouldn’t worry about your underarms, but I would laugh if I saw just one hairy one and one bald one.
Hi Citizen:
Maybe thats why my friend left a little. Hard to say. But I do know she is doing everything to hold onto whatever her 20’s left her.
April 27, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I think by now it’s fairly obvious how I feel about anything that’s permanent. Muwahahahhaaa. Great and funny post, my friend. I can always count on you for shit like this.
April 27, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Hi Angela:
haha! Anytime dear.
April 28, 2008 at 5:56 am
Hair….BLECH! Old saggy droopy coochy that can’t be hidden. Even BLECHER! You’ve given me much to think about.
April 28, 2008 at 9:01 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
*breathing*
HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA!
thanks
April 30, 2008 at 10:49 am
You know, I never ever thought about the age factor in all this. You’ve given fair warning. Thank you.
lol