Archive for April, 2008
April 29, 2008
My answer is no, it isn’t. Notice how much work has gone into making this mug look this bad. Now, I am aware of who this is, and I’m aware I do not own any of her couture. However, this face is an abomination. Show some character, individuality, originality and personality. What this picture says [...]
Categories: Nip Tuck, Scary
Tags: Candice Bergen, Donatella Versace, Donna Karan, frivolous crap
Comments: 23 Comments
April 27, 2008
At Jocelyn’s request and in honor of my 200th post, here are more of my personal shorts:
Revisiting Pandora.com, I hear music that makes me get up and dance, go to kiss my husband and think of days long gone. Dancing to old school hip hop in front of my kids, I am reminded of how [...]
Categories: Dinner with friends, Family, Relationships, Sex
Tags: Pandora Radio, Pig Thief, Pigs, Posts, The Running Man
Comments: 15 Comments
April 26, 2008
M: …Oh, I never have to shave again.
SayIt: That’s nice to know. Laser?
M: Yup. Brazilian. All but one little finger thin line.
SayIt: (blah) Well, what are you going to do when your old?
M: What?
SayIt: All I know is that when my cooch gets old, saggy and tired looking, I want a full on fro [...]
Categories: antiquities, chicka wow wow, fastidious kitty cats, funny shit
Tags: Afro
Comments: 18 Comments
April 25, 2008
Sitting at a café with my DC girl she wonders aloud why some people are so pretentious. Quietly I sit, waiting for the irony to sink in, it doesn’t. Oblivious to her own words she asks the barista why he didn’t address her in Italian and why the coffee isn’t to her standards.
Having lunch with [...]
Categories: Relationships, Snobbery, funny shit, going out, irony, manners
Comments: 17 Comments
April 21, 2008
Drove with hubby and the kids to VA;
Successfully avoided my mother;
Partied middle aged style with my sister! Booyah;
Spent time with the in-laws (groan);
Had a tasty meal with my brother and his family;
Had a date night with my hubby;
Missed the opportunity for a MIRL, Yes, it had to do with the price of tea in China;
Saw [...]
Categories: Family, Snobbery, The Good Stuff of Life, The Holiday, kids, travel to Virginia
Comments: 20 Comments
April 13, 2008
I will be back later next week and wonderfully refreshed in order to check all your blogs
Categories: Uncategorized
Comments: 8 Comments
April 11, 2008
Are you cranky because you aren’t getting any?
Yup.
Then go get yourself some.
I can’t afford it.
You don’t need a Spitzer Girl. Just don’t bring home any diseases.
I can bring home a disease, it’s not like it’ll get transferred.
Ahhhh, true love.
Categories: Family, Relationships, assholes, marriage
Comments: 11 Comments
April 6, 2008
The Good:
I have an interview for a part time position that I am overqualified for. It’s with an organization I have been stalking. Why stalk an organization you ask. Simple, I can work part time flex hours, get amazing benefits, and seriously better pay.
The Bad:
I have to take off work to go to the interview [...]
Categories: Dinner with friends, Family, Relationships, assholes, manners
Tags: The Bad, The Good, The Ugly
Comments: 17 Comments
April 3, 2008
Overthinking can hurt. Just look at Pooh bear. Its not always easy for him to think of anything remotely complicated because he’s so preoccupied. He’s rather like the absent minded professor without being a professor isn’t he?
I feel like I’ve been overthinking lately and it hurts. I can’t tell if I’m complicating things, or if [...]
Categories: Family, Politics, life, work
Tags: Calvin & Hobbs, Cartoon life, dilbert, dysfunctional family, I has Cheeseburger, M&M's, Thinking, Winnie The Pooh, Yosemite Sam
Comments: 20 Comments