Archive for April, 2008

Is This Youthful looking To You?

April 29, 2008

My answer is no, it isn’t. Notice how much work has gone into making this mug look this bad. Now, I am aware of who this is, and I’m aware I do not own any of her couture. However, this face is an abomination. Show some character, individuality, originality and personality. What this picture says [...]

200 Posts and Counting!

April 27, 2008

At Jocelyn’s request and in honor of my 200th post, here are more of my personal shorts:
Revisiting Pandora.com, I hear music that makes me get up and dance, go to kiss my husband and think of days long gone. Dancing to old school hip hop in front of my kids, I am reminded of how [...]

Poolside Conversation

April 26, 2008

M: …Oh, I never have to shave again.
SayIt: That’s nice to know. Laser?
M: Yup. Brazilian. All but one little finger thin line.
SayIt: (blah) Well, what are you going to do when your old?
M: What?
SayIt: All I know is that when my cooch gets old, saggy and tired looking, I want a full on fro [...]

Hmmmm

April 25, 2008

Sitting at a café with my DC girl she wonders aloud why some people are so pretentious. Quietly I sit, waiting for the irony to sink in, it doesn’t. Oblivious to her own words she asks the barista why he didn’t address her in Italian and why the coffee isn’t to her standards.
 
Having lunch with [...]

I don’t Look Like Any of These People

April 24, 2008

In 9 days I:

April 21, 2008

 

Drove with hubby and the kids to VA;

Successfully avoided my mother;

Partied middle aged style with my sister! Booyah;

Spent time with the in-laws (groan);

Had a tasty meal with my brother and his family;

Had a date night with my hubby;

Missed the opportunity for a MIRL, Yes, it had to do with the price of tea in China;

Saw [...]

Out of Town

April 13, 2008

I will be back later next week and wonderfully refreshed in order to check all your blogs

Disgust Over Wine…

April 11, 2008

Are you cranky because you aren’t getting any?
Yup.
Then go get yourself some.
I can’t afford it.
You don’t need a Spitzer Girl. Just don’t bring home any diseases.
I can bring home a disease, it’s not like it’ll get transferred.
Ahhhh, true love.

My Spaghetti Western

April 6, 2008

The Good:
I have an interview for a part time position that I am overqualified for. It’s with an organization I have been stalking. Why stalk an organization you ask. Simple, I can work part time flex hours, get amazing benefits, and seriously better pay.

The Bad:
I have to take off work to go to the interview [...]

The Whine of Pooh

April 3, 2008

Overthinking can hurt. Just look at Pooh bear. Its not always easy for him to think of anything remotely complicated because he’s so preoccupied. He’s rather like the absent minded professor without being a professor isn’t he?
I feel like I’ve been overthinking lately and it hurts. I can’t tell if I’m complicating things, or if [...]