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This morning while cuddling Poor Bill and I came up with a series of book titles for people thinking of getting married, staying married or divorcing. Here they are:

Honey Gets a Hand Job

Honey Almost Gets a Hand Job

Honey Might Just Get Half

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14 Comments on “Book Title”

  1. meno Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Honey is Too Tired for a Hand Job

  2. AmyTree Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Honey Wants a Hand With The Dishes

  3. * (asterisk) Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    So, when you say “cuddling”, what you really mean…

  4. Franki Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Poor Honey.

  5. Freelanceguru Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    By this system I’m divorced. Should I tell my wife do you think?

  6. Rachel Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    haha!!!!

    brilliant!

  7. stucco Says:
    March 27, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    What of “Honey sleeps on the wet parts”? Or, Honey gets a rugburn? I’d've written “Honey ties all sorts of knots”

  8. Glamourpuss Says:
    March 28, 2008 at 5:55 am

    Honey appears easily satisfied. I like him.

    Puss

  9. em Says:
    March 28, 2008 at 6:30 am

    haha. . .cute.

  10. Gardenia Says:
    March 28, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    LOL! I was looking on Amazon for just the same topic - but I rather like the simplicity of yours!

  11. Carrie Says:
    March 29, 2008 at 12:55 am

    There’s always “Loreena Bobbit” too. lol

  12. M@ Says:
    March 29, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    that’s real good, you

  13. Say It Says:
    March 29, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Hi Meno:
    hehee!

    Hi Amy:
    Right?!?!!

    Hi Asterisk:
    Exactly, I mean avoiding. :)

    Hi Franki:
    aka: Poor Bastard.

    Hi Guru:
    You’re the Guru. Duh. :)

    Hi Rachel:
    Glad you liked it.

    Hi Stucco:
    heheee! Honey can sleep on all the wet spots he wants.

    Hi Glam:
    Gotta like a guy easily pleased.

    Hi Em:
    Its only cute when it applies to other people. :)

    Hi Gardenia:
    Yah, mine doesn’t offer much hope though.

    Hi Carrie:
    Ouch. lol. Lets hope none of us get to that point. In fact, should one be that angry, one should skip directly to book 3!!!

    Hi Matt:
    awww. Spanx.

  14. Angela Says:
    March 30, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    So funny. I also loved “Honey Would Like Some Help With the Dishes.” And I smiled a big smile to think that Honey always gets more hand jobs when Momma’s getting hers too. Why is this rocket science to some people? ;)

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